Because people want to believe that the working class is a group of skilled laborers rather than the reality of most of them working in retail.

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

You know what’s worse than wishing your small child a happy birthday on Facebook? Creating social media accounts for your newborn.

It feels more like (d) - he really meant it, but knew it was a shitty thing to say, so if there was blowback, he can always claim retroactively, “geez guys, I was tooottallly joking!”

I can tell you with extreme confidence that he was not joking.

Keri also actually knows his shit, whereas Simmons always has been a Trump-level bullshitter.

50/50 on whether or not he is joking

He’s just mad because Keri is a better writer than him

Is this beef overrated, underrated, or properly marinated?

I should be able to give this more than one measly star.

David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jets

The Ex-Wife’s leased Miatas she insisted on a 1 or 2 year leases while I drove the same Saturn Coupe for 7 years. Since we couldn’t afford 2 car payments, I hate Miatas to this day because of her.

This is more like it. I had to go four whole days without a post about the White Sox while you blathered on and on about badly officiated basketball games involving unpaid teenage labor.

The jokes have been made, and they are very funny, you guys. So I just came here to say:

I think its better than 50/50 odds that whoever wins the NBA doesn’t go as a team. BUT:

“ and said the comment about the female student was “not meant to be inappropriate.”

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

But was it a sandwich?

He just won’t invite them because between his golfing and watching his impeachment trial he won’t have the time.