HOT TAKE.

I just want Zaza to bring an electric clipper into a game & put it under Harden’s beard, just as he put his clown feet under Kawhi’s ankle.

WHOA WHOA WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.

Jazz IS fun to listen to.

Harden blows, but jazz is great.

I just submitted my LSAT score to TSHU & upon acceptance shall throw you across its for-profit campus.

Harden is better than Divac ever was.

Harden also doesn’t even dramatize light contact. Harden actively creates contact & then dramatizes it.

Lukewarm Take: James Harden is the best player I’ve ever watched who I absolutely hate watching.

Seriously. Jeeps are naturally stupid & not tough, nothing changes that.

Same.

I’ll call you neither. Wisconsinite here, have bought MANY sets of tires.

Never once been asked about this.

Yep. How does one get a job writing loosely about cars and have zero understanding that each car/trans is different. My S2000 with its high redline and short gearing to take advantage of it would be a bear to drive long distances in without a 6th, or the gearing would be too tall and I’d fall out of VTEC with each…

They are broke. Everything FCA builds is objectively bad.

You mean the Yaris?

The car name thing is dumb. Reusing a name through generations is building brand image/emotional connections/reputations, everyone does & should do it. The article is solely about the fact that every Dodge sold is woefully outdated relative to all the competition. Not that the names haven’t changed. If Dodge called…

“Take a break dude”

Continues to argue falsehoods.

The current Corolla is on a wholly different platform from the previous generations. Get your head out of the sand. We get it, you bought a Charger & don’t realize you’re a buffoon.

The 2018 Corolla isn’t based on a 1960's/80's/90's/00's platform you muppet.

I’m well under 35 and find it humorous, but nothing mockworthy. And I have an ace bladder, hydration is key. Porzingis taught me this.

They’re much closer to a mid-cycle refresh than an entirely new car.

I OWNED a Fiesta. It is/was/always will be trash.

All four of them are hacks.

Seriously. I do not get the hype behind this car at all.

Notchback, ugly flares, uglier wheels, dorky ride height.

This is a billion million times cooler.