You missed some great moments! Walton called Kerr “a giant among shriveling midgets”, his comments on Nurkic (“That’s a big dude out there! That’s the best I’ve seen him play!” Dave states “This is the first time you’ve seen him play” Walton again, “Well yes”), that in his time in Portland for this he’d seen five…

Honda Fit, Scion xB

Those are the only two choices that actually make sense.

Some day Jalopnik’s employees will realize they’re car bloggers & not comedians.

The greys are out in full force on this one.

My car has 150 ft-lb torque at 7500 RPM.

I can still easily pass people without downshifting.

As a Wisconsin deadspin-er....yes. This is wholly accurate.

The Six and Three-Quarter Litre V8 is as old as time.

But yeah, 95ish Corvettes made 300 hp from 5.7 litres.

Tens of millions? Tens of millions of Americans voted for GOP representatives.

They’re okay with this, they’ve proven that time & time again in the voting booth.

Except saving turtles is objectively good. The others are not.

why did you make it a point to mention the ethnic background of the salesman

you shouldn’t buy an S2000

Those two cars have nothing in common. What were your search requirements? “Has wheels & manual transmission so I can be an elitist on the internet”?

(Before you say anything, both of my cars are manual & I’ve bought a brand new car with a manual, no hypocrisy here)

It is tough to shoot yourself in the foot over a car that has been sitting at the dealership for a year. The market has clearly spoken.

All of you ‘jalops’ talk a big game about SAVING THE MANUALS, but if you’re not putting your money where your mouth is....you’re doing no good.

It looks bigger than most sedans’ openings. You’re just trying to justify your future purchase.

You mean another car with only one engine option. Nice.

Yeah man, no teams in the NFL are actively tanking in the latter portions of the season.

/s

Mudiay is going to become the guy Denver was hoping for when they drafted him.

Knicks will go on a streak as a result of his sudden transformation.

Upon being relegated to the #11 pick, Mudiay will return to his butt form that made his dispensable in the first place.

He will then be traded for peanuts/cut, sign with a…

That looks like a mail slot to you? That trunk opening looks wholly useful.

Breaking News: Guy on car site for car idiots knows car idiots.

All but one of my friends who owns a Honda Fit, tracks their Honda Fit.

I have seven friends with Honda Fits.

Are 83% of Honda Fits tracked? Based on your logic & my personal anecdote, yes.

No.

Source?

Who cares?

Who cares?

You. Wouldn’t. Buy. One. Anyway.

I live in the midwest.

There are roads near me where a BRZ is plenty of fun. If you live somewhere where every single road (even country highways) are laid out on a grid, you’re screwed. Midrange torque is overrated, narrow power bands are fun, they force the driver to be involved, even at reasonable speeds.