Sometimes, when a judge thinks a case is really going in one direction, they’ll throw the other side a bone or two. That’s not because they want the case to come out the other way, but because they want to make sure that the other side cannot complain that an adverse ruling was “harmful error.”

Pft. My Prius can do 0-100-0 in 4.52 seconds.

Anker PowerCore for the win:

And whatever you do, don’t use Cecilia’s keyboard.

So you’re saying it’s not the size of your pen, it’s how you sign your name?

That’s an interesting decision.  Generally, a criminal defendant takes their victim as they find them.  It’s analogous to the “eggshell skull” rule in civil law, that says that a defendant doesn’t get a pass merely because the plaintiff was more susceptible to harm than the defendant anticipated.

I like this version:

Have you played Doom 3?

Or you could try a comprehensive solution:

Or you could try a comprehensive solution:

When my dad was unconscious for 26 days following his CABG, he had some pretty loopy dreams. At one point, he was convinced his nurses were laundering money via the electrical wires in the ICU.

Oh no! It all makes sense now. Think about it: how did Cheetolini get elected? With help from the Internet. And what do we know about the Internet?

It’s not very effective because the 2nd Amendment Historo-Industrial Complex has spent years pushing the idea that “well-regulated” meant well-equipped, rather than subject to well thought out regulations.

Wait. I thought we were celebrating an avian par excellence....

Wait. I thought we were celebrating an avian par excellence....

One and a half dozen, anyway.

My (male-owned) law firm is working on plans for our new space.  We’re including a “Wellness Room,” which is intended primarily for new mothers to pump in.  We aren’t perfect, but we’re educable.

When I was 7, I broke my arm. This was a long time ago. More than three decades.

Insurance also pays judgments.

Long time readers of this site might recognize that insurance will often cover defamation claims.  Which would explain why Terry Boella dropped his defamation claims and went with invasion of privacy, instead.

I think that was a qualitative comparison, not a quantitative one.

Tbh, it’s more likely dimes.