This implies Cheetolini has a level of self-reflection 90 times that of the average goldfish. Even 30 seconds is a stretch for our fish-eyed overlord.

TGN is worse. Hopefully yours resolved?

Wait, what?

Have you tried Twinfold yet?  It’s what Threes would look like if it had been designed by Michael Brough.

Prosecutors are usually entitled to immunity for their prosecutorial acts.

It gets worse too. Many employer provided health plans have language in them that lets the insurer refuse to pay if you get injured by someone else. So now, your bills aren’t getting paid. Then, they’ll offer to pay the bills if you promise to sue the person who hurt you and give them 100% of what they paid before…

I wouldn’t fuck them with a stolen dick.

That’s the magic statement. If you invoke your right to silence, you can waive it by talking later. If you ask for a lawyer, all the questions have to stop until you get counsel.

That’s an underrated comment right there.

Sounds like Bernie and Donald read from the same playbook....

Darky Dark and the Dorky Bunch?

Read that as Voltrons. Had a vision for a team of Umbreon, Flareon, Leafeon, Jolteon, and Vaporeon. But I need some PokéGlue.

Actual answer: 1) have two kids, 2)buy a copy of each game “for the children.” 3) Steal cartridges. “You lost them already?” 4) Profit.

Hypothesis:  droid sure need to be able to feel pain to prevent the development of an artificially super intelligent droid.  The ability to suffer means that droids can develop empathy, which will prevent them from annihilating all life in a quest to create more power converters.

Like flossing with razor wire.

It seems to me that anyone who is offended or shocked to see a woman who is not wearing make up probably hasn’t woken up next to a woman very often.

Counterpoint:  Mitch McConnell represents the people of his state.  All of them.  He owes them his loyalty and his attention.  Since they can not communicate with him in the language he understands—huge campaign donations—they have the right to share their feelings with him however they can.  He should remember that…

I thought Soupéon was a Pokémon.

When we were deciding how to do the “handedness” of vehicles, you righties jumped on the fighter planes. They’re all rigged for you. You were so busy with that that none of you noticed us lefties taking all your manual transmission cars.

Take off and nuke the entire place from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.