Read that as Voltrons. Had a vision for a team of Umbreon, Flareon, Leafeon, Jolteon, and Vaporeon. But I need some PokéGlue.

Actual answer: 1) have two kids, 2)buy a copy of each game “for the children.” 3) Steal cartridges. “You lost them already?” 4) Profit.

Hypothesis:  droid sure need to be able to feel pain to prevent the development of an artificially super intelligent droid.  The ability to suffer means that droids can develop empathy, which will prevent them from annihilating all life in a quest to create more power converters.

Like flossing with razor wire.

It seems to me that anyone who is offended or shocked to see a woman who is not wearing make up probably hasn’t woken up next to a woman very often.

Counterpoint:  Mitch McConnell represents the people of his state.  All of them.  He owes them his loyalty and his attention.  Since they can not communicate with him in the language he understands—huge campaign donations—they have the right to share their feelings with him however they can.  He should remember that…

I thought Soupéon was a Pokémon.

When we were deciding how to do the “handedness” of vehicles, you righties jumped on the fighter planes. They’re all rigged for you. You were so busy with that that none of you noticed us lefties taking all your manual transmission cars.

Take off and nuke the entire place from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Counterpoint: taxes are a society’s dues for membership in the civilization club.  Even the most free market economist will agree that taxes are necessary to pay for the military.  If we cannot afford the military we want, we need to decide to either make do with what we’ve got, or raise taxes to pay for what we want.…

They call alcohol the Great Eraser....

That gels with my memory of Spider-man comics from when I was a kid.  Spidey’s had a bad relationship with the police for a long time.  In more recent years, that’s gotten better, but there was a long period where they were trying to arrest him.

I didn’t see a lever for Gerwalk and Battroid modes. Hard pass.

You all seem to have forgotten that chickens are the evolved form of ducking Velociraptors!

The ice goes in the bucket.  The beer goes on the ice.  The money goes to the bartender.  The beer goes into Brett.  The beer comes out of Brett.  The ice gets thrown at the UB40 lookalike.

Hello, Mr. Anderson.

Anyone who responds to this with “boys will be boys” is okay with the idea that we’re destroying our girls.  

I saw a comment from someone last night that said “This is the behavior of a party that hopes they’re never going to have to face a fair election again.”

“Literally no difference between Trump and Clinton . . . .”