That’s when I stick out my hand and clear my throat in the “I’m owed a tip” tone of voice.

Hand only goes over the heart for the pledge, not the anthem.

1 in 3 patients who die in the hospital have sepsis.  It’s bad news.

So old. So perfect. I think that makes it a classic.

“The enemy of my enemy is my enemy’s enemy. No more. No less.” Maxim 29, Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries.

Hey.

If they made it retroactive, it would create a huge due process issue.  I almost hope they do, so the change can easily be challenged in court.

Hey now. Why is that word a slur? I’ve known a lot of cocksuckers. Generally, they’ve either been good friends or great lovers. Let’s not insult the vast numbers of folks (black and white, male and female) who’ve dedicated time and effort to mastering the fine art of fellatio by implying that they’re racists.

I love this shirt. I love what it does.

I have a similar monk, but he’s what Aang would be like if Airbenders mastered Drunken Monkey Kung Fu.

Mike, I was just lamenting your absence from Kotaku and discovered what happened. I cannot express how sad I was about your ordeal yesterday, and how happy this post makes me. Welcome back! You’ve been missed.

That Pan American looked really familiar. It took a minute to place it.

Heckuva job, Corey!

I prefer John Rogers’ take:

Big . . . Shoes?

EMTALA doesn’t apply to ambulances, except hospital owned ambulances under some circumstances. This was a county ambulance, so EMTALA doesn’t apply.

Just saw the movie. It was awesome. Can’t address your concerns without spoilers, but it’s a really awesome film that handles the subject matter with grace and a fair amount of compassion for everyone.

I want someone to make Prius scissors.  Something tasteful that I can mount to the front bumper of my car....

Either that, or someone was in the .ini file to change something else, and added the bug at the end of development.

While QA finds the bugs, generally, they are not in charge of diagnosing and fixing them. But that’s cool. Blame the team that does the crap job that everyone on the team hates them for, rather than the team that actually crates the problems.