Yes. I was making my own joke. Back in the olden days from whence we both came, the web comic Penny Arcade coined the term “wanged” for when they slashdotted a site. It appears that we surfed different seas of the Internets back in those days.

I am an old man. These terms you are using mean. Nothing to me. Are you saying the site has been wanged?

Really? I’d think the fact that Malia got an internship with Weinstein means that the Obamas did not know about his reputation. Because there’s no way I’d leave my daughter alone with the dude if I knew.

Except gun control. See also, Sandy Hook.

I’d like to offer a friendly amendment.

Bystanders.

That’s because we’ve pathologized toxic, white masculinity.

I think this is correct. “We’re sorry people were offended” puts the focus on the people who were offended. (Compare: I’m sorry you got hurt when I threw the ball at you.)

“President Trump can boast about grabbing women by their genitals all day long, but you fuck one horse, and you’re a horse fucker for ever.”

Which matches our own alt right media like Alex Jones and Breitbart. Within a few minutes of an act of mass violence, these chuckleheads are out spreading rumors about the true identity of the perpetrator. Inevitably, they will target a liberal and place the blame on him (I added an “or her” here, but that’s not…

Yeah. DO was a bad choice. I just disassembled my faction rifle so I could get MIDA....

Wait. I thought the excuse was “you don’t know what’s in my heart.”

My father has always said that a bozo is a person who cannot be left alone with matches, wrenches, and a source of natural gas. The kid in the video is clearly a bozo, not an idiot.

Gasoline vapors ignite at about 280 Celsius (there is a great deal of variability here).

I have that same response.

Imagine putting a bunch of these on a Littoral Rescue Ship (something like a Littoral Combat Ship but for humanitarian purposes), with the option to load them up with modular payloads including diesel tanks, generators, emergency supplies, mini solar farms with batteries, mobile cell towers, food, and medicine.…

You’d also have to give the ATF statutory authority to regulate gun “parts.” And that’s where the NRA will go ballistic.

I don’t do purple. And NM had even worse gear.

It’s worth noting that California’s Alabama Hills were not named for the state, but for the CSS Alabama, a confederate naval vessel. Local miners sympathetic to the confederacy bestowed the name.

Really. Every racist worth his (pure, white) salt knows it’s “those people,” if you’re talking to someone in your (Klan) ethnic family, and “you people’” if you’re speaking to an (yeah, I’m not going there) outsider.