BLUF: the due process clause requires that someone who is sued gets notice of the suit, usually the suing party is responsible for providing the notice, and they can use the sheriff’s office to give notice. Longer explanation follows.

We’ll just refute those claims with our alternative facts. It’s cool.

I made the same joke so many others made. Most of them did it better.

And that was why I asked. If it had an ambidextrous throttle, I’d have been all over it like a pack of howler monkeys. Since it doesn’t, I have to decide if I want to rely on “Old Righty” for steering.

My concern is really the throttle component. If the joystick is ambidexterous, and the throttle is not, it doesn’t do me much good (and I should just get the stick).

Fahey—

They aren’t repealing the ACA. They’re getting rid of Obamacare.

...all that I’m saying is it not 100% proven Fred Trump was a Klansman.

“Who are you going to believe? Me or your lying eyes?”

It’s the translated comment at the end that sealed my love for these two.

BT-3 and 0-0-0!

Some Christians are more open to debate than others.

Alcohol! It’s the great eraser. It can erase stains from clothing. It can erase paint from the walls. It can even erase your job, your marriage, your house, and your life!

Isn’t the canonical answer “You know nothing, Jon Snow White”?

As my father is known to say “There is no situation that cannot be made worse through the application of alcohol.”