Given his imperialistic tendencies, would it be fair to start calling him “Orange Julius”?

#NotAllMonths

You can really get in trouble if you dip your pen in the company ink.

It gets really awkward when he has to take notes during a trial.

You do.

Imagine how effective a subtle version like the top version could have been in the Exxon Valdez litigation.

That’s despicable! You should never knowingly give someone craft herpes.

Is this the correct time to use this .gif?

But haven’t they elevated trolling into an artform here? Doesn’t that require us to love both the artist and the art?

Gunpowder—another white contribution to civilization!

Electricity is natural. Science didn’t “give it to us.”

You had me at coffee.

Individual SHEEPLE!!!

You’d think it should work the other way too.

Fair enough. The language you used tracked pretty closely with Tennessee v. Garner, which is the US Supreme Court case that said “you can’t shoot a fleeing suspect in the back.”

I just hadn’t read the rest of the thread. You and I reached the same conclusion. Sorry for piling on.

Bullet holes were in the rear bumper.

The thing that wrecks the shooter’s story is the part where he doesn’t call the cops until after it all goes down.

“Pulls out his glock, shoots randos around the clock” is probably more accurate, but I really wanted this line to be “Pulls out his glock, shoots himself in the cock.” It fits the meter better.

You’re allowed to use force to defend yourself if you have a reasonable belief that someone is going to use force against you. Your use of force must be reasonable under the circumstances. You may not use deadly force unless you reasonably believe someone is going to use deadly force against you.