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In Canada, the government is *extremely* sensitive to the prospect of voter intimidation, so much so that you’re actually not allowed to wear a T-shirt (or any other paraphernalia) endorsing a candidate or party. Now this sounds like overly-sensitive PC behavior, but in this case I see the logic. The problem is that

Ah yes, here we go. Someone disagrees with you... must be a bigot

Pretend you’re watching hockey, Patrick. It’s called a goalie.

Ok, so I’m trying to follow the logic here. We already take as fact that the government is corrupt with corporate and oligarchic influence. So then the solution we’re proposing is to give *far more* power to the government, and if we just call it “socialist”, then corruption will magically go away? Like, by the sheer

This is a meaningless statement.

Right, I’m sure that’s exactly why he did it. Nor for, say, any of the reasons he actually stated. Nope, you’re a mind reader and you know what’s in his head.

Right, it has nothing to do with his religious beliefs or interpretation of religious doctrine, yeah? Totally disconnected from religion. We can’t possibly know what would compel someone to want to kill civilians. The only possible explanation is that it’s our fault and we did it to ourselves and we deserve it.

> It appears that he did it because he was angry over our nation’s foreign policy

“They’re all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.”

This is the definition of a double-standard.

Ah yes, asking why a woman is wearing the wrong facial expression in a particular moment is totally OK if Jezebel does it. No double-standard here.

Why are you so hostile?

Do you have data to back up your claims?

So what you’re saying is.. you should never read an opinion you disagree with.

Nobody is putting a gun to your head dude. Just don’t take the loan and move on with your life. (You too, Hamilton)

“bro” is heteronormative and offends me.

The government should raise an army of storm troopers and assign 1 to every male adult in the United States, for the sole purpose of making sure he never offends anyone and remains woke to the heroic struggles of female comedians everywhere, whom, we must not forget, are each both sexy and brave.

So how does Lena Dunham rank against Odell Beckham Jr in the Oppression Olympics? I know I’m required to believe that someone is a bigot but the rules are confusing and I need help to decide.

Yes, let’s have everything dictated by Bernie Sanders voters who have already forgotten about the “political revolution”, judging by how the congressional primaries are playing out. For all that principled indignation, I guess it takes a back seat to Pokemon Go.