If I’m not mistaken, Reggie Jackson was outstanding in the preseason, but when you sign a guy nicknamed Mr. October, not sure what you are expecting during the NBA regular season?

(I’m sure, however, that many are not aware of the heinous anti-LGBT discrimination they’ve promoted.)

What about Michael Slager (the cop who shot Waler Scott in the back and then planted a gun on him)? I know there’s probably going to be another trial, but he certainly seems to be getting away with murder at the moment.

Fine amounts are most certainly not arbitrary. Roger Goodell spins the NFL’s Official “Wheel’O’Fines” and wherever you land is what you owe. Not sure how else you would do it.

I have a feeling that he would blame the pandemic on blacks, hispanics and immigrants. I also think that his base would eat that up and react accordingly.

Ebola is a hoax invented by the Chinese to destroy the American auto industry.

I’d rather have the trailer with Tom Cruise missing.

Such pristine audio clips of Tom Cruise screaming. Memes will be made from those for sure

No one gives a shit about your boner.

Meanwhile, Cam Newton is saying, “Is this real life? Do I exist? Am I in Purgatory? Does a fucking safe have to fall on my fucking head?”

Yes, but then I watched six episodes of Rob and Chyna last night (for research) and I think a lot of it is natural. Her mother looks ridiculously good and her father has amazing skin and features that translate really well to a daughter, and they are both extremely pretty. Some of her half siblings look kinda…

Usually I love this stuff, and thanks for putting it together, Jezebel and Hannah, but tonight I just can’t get into the spirit.

this is how i know we’re best friends - i was hoping for the same thing.

man when i was reading this i was hoping she actually got kicked outta the group rather than leaving of her own volition...

I forgive missing Heathens on this list, because putting the Sean Paul remix of Cheap Thrills on here is such a great catch. That song tried to slink by, with its incongruous and nonsensical vocal mismatch. Listening to that remix is like eating a handful of M&Ms, only to realize one of them is actually a wasabi pea:…

Someday it’ll happen to you

Yep. The former lead of the Pussycat Dolls is now 38 while the youngest member of Fifth Harmony is 19. When the Pussycat Dolls were a thing, the Fifth Harmony girls were literally children

Rihanna did the “JuJu on Dat Beat” challenge.

Seeing this Fifth Harmony thing blow up on Twitter at the speed it did is proof I’m officially An Old. I can’t believe people care so much about this shit. But then again if social media was around - with the power it has today - when the Spice Girls broke up, it would’ve broken the internet.