I bet the guy who sent you that report is a fungi to be around....

The Chevy Equinox—wait, keep reading! - this is so true. 

This is actually intriguing. When the wife’s Tucson eventually bites the dust or rusts around itself (because H-Factor), I’d love to have the option for a diesel CUV.

As an Outback owner, I agree it has gotten big. However, it is Buick smooth on the highway and Landrover capable off. Every time a new wagon comes out (Alltrack, V90, etc) I cross shop, and end up back at the Outback. It looks TERRIBLE, but it is a great car.

They sell a shit-ton of them precisely because it IS a bloated caricature of what it once was.

Second that. I’ve owned 4 Subarus across the board of model and model year yet I’ve never experienced any head gasket or oil burning issues whatsoever.

Well, can’t fault you for having a differing opinion...

Hahahaha a Haldex AWD system is absolutely no match for Subaru’s AWD. This will not be an Outback or Forester competitor

The Outback’s CVT only is why I bought a Forester where i can still row my own. Alas, that “option” is ending soon. For those of you with more money than sense should but the STI and engine swap it into the Forester.

I'd take Subaru anything over VW anything. Anyday.

Outback owns this niche lock, stock, and barrel.

Very impressive, but can I get with AWD?

As a former dealership salesman, this is exactly how we talk about people. We see a lot of jackasses that we have to be nice to so we blow-off steam when we can

Uuuuuugh I’m so fucking tired of SUV/Crossover/whatever news. It’s too Monday for this, Jalopnik.

Weekend at Bernie’s?

This is why she shouldn’t come to NYC on a Sunday. Goldman Sachs is closed and there is no one to pull on her strings.

No conspiracy here folks, just a simple case of one of her bio-robotic doppelgangers overheating and going into a system reboot.

This is bad. This could be turning point bad. This could be lose the election bad.

Clearly there’s a methadone clinic in Chelsea Clinton’s building.

There’s a sub-group of Jalopnik that believes the law is ‘Yield to those behind you.’ They most vocally apply it when illegally speeding in the left lane of highways, but I expect they rage against any vehicle that interrupts their progress. This is especially true in parking lots, where someone backing out blind from…