While they might have cropped out the rafters, he forgot the GIANT FUCKING TEXAS FLAG on the left.

I don’t watch truck racing. So perhaps it’s that ignorance on display when I say I thought it was hysterical that the commentators called the finish as though they were on blacktop just chugging along. Where was the “Holy crap what is he doing driving him into the wall for the entire finishing stretch?!!”

Like this.

The final ten laps were fantastic

I don’t know. After watching this video, if I ever go toe-to-toe with an alligator I’m bringing something more substantial than tack welds to the fight.

Seems like justification to own 7 Classic cars.

Hahaha are you high?

I submit the following as evidence that Ford itself did worse to the poor Mustang:

So 64kV are being recalled. (sorry I'm an engineer)

It's actually a tradition around here—we measure snowstorm severity by crashing our cars such that they stick out of the ground perpendicularly, and see how big a car can be totally covered by snow before it's towed out. You can tell the most recent one wasn't too bad because a Spark is a tiny car, and this bank looks…

I snapped this picture back in April of 2013. I have absolutely no idea how this happened.

Nah.

Chihuahua. Because your average consumer likes cute things or something. Use it as the name of a Mexican kei car with unnecessarily big headlights that shakes uncontrollably and constantly leaks oil.

Lol.... Though I suppose you could ask Clint Malarchuck or Richard Zednik how safe hockey pads are when everyone's riding weapons. (Don't go to YouTube if you're squeamish)

I thought this was all settled in the case of Finders v. Keepers

As awesome as the ZFG guy is, I think the dude with the clipboard is even more impressive.

Let us not forget the hypocrisy throughout the whole thing as well. After like 1000 articles about how harmful it is to treat women, even fictional ones, like sex objects Jezebel then runs this... (NSFW) http://jezebel.com/disney-dudes-d…

Just as the video ends, "maybe that police car has hydraulic..." Hey, I like that little gearhead kid.