Chihuahua. Because your average consumer likes cute things or something. Use it as the name of a Mexican kei car with unnecessarily big headlights that shakes uncontrollably and constantly leaks oil.

Lol.... Though I suppose you could ask Clint Malarchuck or Richard Zednik how safe hockey pads are when everyone's riding weapons. (Don't go to YouTube if you're squeamish)

I thought this was all settled in the case of Finders v. Keepers

As awesome as the ZFG guy is, I think the dude with the clipboard is even more impressive.

Let us not forget the hypocrisy throughout the whole thing as well. After like 1000 articles about how harmful it is to treat women, even fictional ones, like sex objects Jezebel then runs this... (NSFW) http://jezebel.com/disney-dudes-d…

Just as the video ends, "maybe that police car has hydraulic..." Hey, I like that little gearhead kid.

OK, what exactly constitutes "excessive vibration" on a Harley? Are they ALL being recalled?

Mildly annoyed it's less likely to be called a gay/girl car now. That's half of what Miata ownership is all about.

Jalopnik: where fiery death is not nearly as cool as fiery, bare-handed, metal-bending rescue.

As scary as the oppo was, it was 6:05 that actually made me wet my pants as I believe that was as close of a call that they had.

Is that you, Mom?

Oh my fucking god, right?! THIS IS JUST COLOR-CORRECTION. JESUS CHRIST.

Just some simple color correcting of the photo. Standard and appropriate for print publishing. I'll save my anger for when they give him a thigh gap.

I feel fucking terrible; after you put clothes on her I finally noticed the Testarossa...

I prefer this interpretation of "Rubbing is Racing"

Assessing penalties became troublesome for the officials once the distinction between "first responder" and "third man in" got blurred.

It doesn't have round, pop-up headlights.

I'm still hoping it ends up close to this render

Outlasts, huh? In terms of reliability, I'd take the AMC 4.0 over anything Subaru has ever put out — especially the EJ20/EJ22. Those things chew through head gaskets like they were bubble gum.