Not everything is as obvious as it seems. Wikipedia didn't tell you that there exists a long barreled, semi-automatic version of the Uzi. Like the one he's holding in the Facebook photo. By definition, it's not a machine gun.

Not going to call anyone an idiot over it though.

I love my Duratracs. Still no locker though :( Posi rear-end and open front.

CVT...

An oil filter snob on a car enthusiast website makes sense to me... Fram = overpriced crap filters.

That might be the most mesmerizing .gif I've ever seen.

Someone needs to wake those fans up and tell them there's a fight.

I wouldn't say that everyone who watches it is viewing it for pleasure. I have had to see and react to many emergency situations and for me it's kind of a way to study how people react in the situation. When I watch videos like this I obviously see the "carnage" happening, but I usually am focusing my attention on the…

You won't get far, but will see the road from a new perspective.

HAH! On a bicycle maybe.

I agree. The map and the comments make it seem like a how-to and the video sucks anyway.

I'm gonna go ahead and say what everyone is already thinking... I don't think there is much to protect under that helmet anyway.

I tried setting that as my background, but all that came up was an empty dirt road...

I like to refer to my Wrangler as the "Sit 'N Spin" in the winter time.

Dat ass.

For a moment that's what I thought I was looking at when I first saw the picture.

Yes. This is the appropriate reaction.

Before:

I believe that's the European Corolla.

He pretty much nailed that Target though, didn't he?

Maybe it should be "The fastest car is always a borrowed car."