My mom had a Safari. It's like the Astro, except it's built for going on wild African adventures instead of space missions.

My mom and my little brother got me a NASCAR ride along at NH Motor Speedway. NASCAR isn't my favorite and I'm gonna have to wait until August to do it, but I'm sure it'll be worth the wait to go around a track I've watched races at so many times.

Did it come with a coffee cup and coasters? That's what I got my wife. She also got a TARDIS beach towel and a coffee mug with the Van Gogh style TARDIS painting. She was a very happy Doctor Who geek this Christmas! :D

I know it's not in my state. I don't think it is in any state, but I'm not 100% sure.

Well... You're a truck.

I never gave Suzuki any thought because the local dealer had a radio ad and the guy sounded like Owen Wilson. I hate Owen Wilson.

You beat me to it!

I get enough extra attention from the police with a WR Blue wagon. Besides, it would look pretty silly on a Subaru. No thanks!

I am so with you on that.

The funeral procession will have fun trying to keep up...

Correct.

How Brakes Don't Work

Aside from the fact that the year is correct, as has been stated already...

Yup.

"Loren Upton made the first all-land auto crossing in 1985. It took him 714 days to travel 201 kilometers in a CJ-5 Jeep. He returned in 1995 and drove a 2 wheel drive Rokon motorcycle across the gap (all on land) in 49 days."

"Everything that's bad for you is in there." - National Geographic contributing editor Robert Young Pelton

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Wow... tough crowd today, huh?

My WRX is the same way. I don't know why all cars don't shut the lights off with the car.