I was going to say 'Why not a TJ?' and then I remembered how ridiculously expensive they still are.

I haven't seen it...

I was so upset to find out that Test Track was closed when I went to Disney in September... It was probably the one ride I wanted to go on the most.

So much sexier. Thank you for that.

Does it come in any colors other than douchebag yellow?

I was thinking the same thing.

I heard he doesn't need to worry about gas mileage because it's running on faith.

That's SC. GA got the General Lee.

It's actually not racist... Australian isn't a race.

No problem... my WRX loves that shit. haha

I think his point is that if you park like an asshat in one car, you probably park like an asshat in any car.

If you don't take at least a few hours washing your car, I feel bad for it. Just because you are too lazy to get off your ass and wash out all the pretentious bullshit that oozes from your ass to your upholstery doesn't mean that other people shouldn't take proper care of their cars, regardless of what it may be.

Well... better write my will.

or manual Corolla?

Automatic Porsche...?

Is that supposed to change anyone's mind? There isn't much in there that makes one or the other seem better. I'm not a huge fan of either, but I am a fan of calling things out as I see them, and I can see that you are a giant troll.

Awesome.

Not as expensive as I imagined... http://www.jameslist.com/cars/ferrari/testarossa/for-sale-413582

All day long.

No way. The Italia is a nice car, don't get me wrong, but there are other cars out there I would rather get the chance to drive and there is no way in hell I am making a compromise like that.