'Trashing Your Car In A Field Of Frozen Water Is The Essence Of Hoon.'

Kids: Mom can we stop at McDonald's?

I'm pretty sure that some crazy House fan, all hopped up on Oxycontin and self-loathing, probably sabotaged Montoya's car.

Come on. F1 still does pit-stops when their cars are on fire.

I just tested the character limit of my Facebook status by posting the whole list on it... I may have somewhat of a conflict-seeking personality...

Aaaaand... one more.

And another...

RAIN? Bring the rain!

I'm usually not too bad when it comes to understanding heavy accents... But holy shit. I could only understand the vulgarities.

I wonder what Dominos would think if you started delivering pizzas on your bike.

Let's just say... if I could afford a Ferrari, I wouldn't buy that one. Looks the the One-77 and the SLS had a baby. And I hate babies.

Here is a video... best one I could find.

I'll also add the 4 mile long Hurricane Mountain Road in Conway, NH. This one isn't really that great for 'motivated' driving due to blind turns and very narrow roads. People are surprised to find out that it's a two way it's so narrow.

Oh yes. Sawyer Highway(SR 118) in Warren, NH. Beautiful 13 mile drive through the mountains and some good twistys along the way. Look out for leaf peepers though.

Typically, someone would lift their truck for off-roading purposes, such as, fitting bigger tires to get more axle clearance, more tire clearance in the fender wells, getting the belly up off the rocks. I have a little bit of lift(3 inches) in my Jeep, but I go for the biggest tires(33 inches right now) I can with the…

I'm pretty sure it's the Corolla.

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It has to be the 1979 Little Tikes Cozy Coupe. I mean... it was designed by a former Chrysler designer.

Soon we will all be driving our cars with little trigger guns, all while being guided by slots in the road.