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@TRAMS_AM: And if you don't love walking, take a bus.

@simon_C: Especially if you are Simon Cowell.

@simon_C: Buy the truck, switch out the headlights, and sell the truck. It really is that easy.

Imagine selling a photo of Al Gore driving one of these to a tabloid... Then you would have enough to buy one for yourself!

@bpapa9013: I did that in a '99 civic more than once... I can't believe that thing lasted so long.

@Syrax: I want to get rid of my jeep... I'd cut in front of that guy so he slams it and make him pay for it. It would be awesome fun. I hate idiots who drive like that.

@Beigl: In Soviet Russia, screen brights you!

@TurboWeasel: they should throw a bunch of obstacles out in the road as well. that will keep everyone on point!

@c0de: apparently whatever website he looked up told him to use a small car full of people to stop his truck.

One time I drove out to Maine from New Hampshire and my 1986 Toyota Pickup started spewing sweet smelling white exhaust all over the highway. I soldiered on, smoke screening all the drivers behind me, causing massive traffic jams and pile-ups(maybe that's kind-of a lie). Then I got pulled over. And then I got an

What just happened to my eyes?!?! THEY BURN!

@NBoy: And red is the old yellow.

What? No car bras? Har har har!

@Thai Tea: Hey just because I like rhythmically tapping colored plastic buttons does not make be stupid.

@Schulman99: I don't really want to hover over balls...