@2NinjasTapedTogether: Well, that's why it's a good idea... Now that's what I call good marketing!

"Umm... And I'm pretty big actually..."

This game just got my attention...

@dalejrfanfreak: Art is all about freedom of speech! There is no "off-limits" and if you think there should be, then maybe you should go join the terrorists.

@JayDiggler: I used to play gorrilas with my dad too! Wow, I guess it was a good father-son game back in the day.

@smalleyxb122: Hmm... I may be able to pull off the 50 year financing. But is it worth it? Alright done thinking, sign me up! What? No such thing as 50 year financing? Damn...

@Ad-hominem: Have you ever been to the middle east? The colors are not very... Colorful. If I look through all of my picture I can easily spot the pictures I took in Iraq because all of a sudden everything is brown, bland, and uncolorful.

The new Burnout patch should be BANNED!!! UNACCEPTABLE!

@FeatherNET: Because you have to pay for it and I spent all my money on my PS3.

bleh... sweet crash physics... not.

I bet Bin Laden has a new screen saver.

@caleb: You can't trademark fuckton!

I still hope you can shoot the fuel tanks on the jetpacks... That would be brutally astonishing.

Just don't forget to 'draw gun' before you 'fire gun'... And remember to check those tires for proper inflation.

Look out! Otacon has Mk. II in stealth mode and it's giving a gun to Snake! Everyone in the courtroom is screwed!

I'll always miss the police chases in Police Quest 1...

@Fadakar: If you hate it so much go post somewhere else... Comment whore.

I thought playing the wii was a euphemism for having sex.

The news link said "Suspected Killer Caught Playing Air Guitar". I think that would be even funnier than Guitar Hero...

HE DID IT WRONG! You're supposed to shoot the driver in the head with a sniper rifle and the you don't have to fight him! Amateur...