at which the skaters were each awarded £100 for winning the “Worst Slam” category.

Your probably under 27 and went to a public school. You’re grasp of actual world history

You'll put your eye out, kid.

Not the first time a Greek has screamed this after an ill-fated shot.

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

I also called him “Fag,” but that’s only because he’s long and thin like a British cigarette, don’tcha know.

It is kind of difficult watching that music video now. Not just because Jackson was as predatory in real life as he was in the video, but because the director murdered three people and gave us Max Landis.

This extremely intelligent person would like me to know that I should have referred to Mario Hezonja, noted Croatian, as “Hispanic.”

there’s more incentive to steal losses from teams that seem out of reach for this race. Gentry appears to be pioneering a new way to maneuver the standings through failure in a way we’ll all look back and think of as visionary in a decade’s time.

i wonder if he’ll get accepted to jale.  

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

The Hallmark movie about this scandal starring Lori Loughlin is gonna slap, though.

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?

Cousins, unless this is just an amazing coincidence-

Leaving aside that my post is less a statement of anything other than a joke about how it’s ok to not like people from Florida, the number of “How can our fan base be racist when there are some Hispanic ballplayers we like” responses I’ve gotten sure have been something. 

I think in this situation you have to ask though whether or not “more marketable” is code for shameful, ridiculous prejudice against Hispanic ballplayers or for fairly reasonable, understandable prejudice against people from Florida.

13 years? He’ll 39, fat, angry, and with an even bigger beard. Why would Philly want that

the league forced the Alouettes to cut him, then banned him from the entire CFL

I don’t know when my dad was able to teach Russ that stare, but he has got it down.

Nobody’s perfect. Who among us hasn’t made a single mistake. Why are we getting worked up over something in the past? Would you like it if we went around reporting things you did when you were 77 years old?