Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

True Kobe Buffalomeat is only available in Japan. It would be more accurate to refer to him as “Kobe style” Buffalomeat.

Whether or not he ages well will determine his value.

What you hear from me is the sound of one hand clapping an ovation.

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

I think that three legged doggie could start for the Browns.

U.S. MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

I’m finally ready to admit that whenever I see USMNT the first thing that comes to mind is Ninja Turtles. This is my burden to carry.

The 49ers became sold on his ability to recruit personnel after reading on his resume that he spent 15 years working as a headhunter.

How about we call a team the Los Angeles Happy Holidays and see what happens?

I ref squirt and peewee leagues. ($36 per game). Even 10-year-old defensemen get salty. I gave a misconduct to a kid for calling me a “fucking asshole” when I caught him buttending an opponent on a faceoff. Since these kids can’t and shouldn’t drop the gloves, you have to drop the hammer. I gave him a major penalty…

Razor. Westbrook needs a good razor.

Dealing with grief is a 12-step process. Fortunately, Westbrook took 5 whole steps tonight.

He found donald’s Russian sex workers by finding the two that most looked like Ivanka.

I feel like we can eventually undo any over conservative ideologies that may get implemented but we’ll never be able to reconstruct our atomized remains after a hydrogen bomb is dropped directly on to our collective faces.

An army of grease trucks disagrees with you.

This comment is Good.

I really hope the Mets don’t waste a camp invite on someone who has proven he can’t play baseball at the Major League level. I get that he’s a really nice guy and used to be a famous star, but this whole David Wright spectacle needs to come to an end.

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

Yes, that’s why the University is investigating the athletic department.