Wait what? The rear seat doesn’t fold down? For real? In a freaking hatch back? You’re kidding, right?

“Small-time bookies?!?!?! Finally! They’re the perfect size for my tiny hands! Look, Eric, I’m READING A BOOK.”

I love pizza more than just about anyone, but most of those pizzas just look like diarrhea waiting to happen.

If you’re asking for modern American English, it can’t be done.

No like.

Might there be a rectal thermometer in every seat?

The dude sacrificed an expensive car to save someone else’s life.

The ATS is certainly a nice car, but I disagree that it is doing quite well in the context of sales and market share.

I couldn’t disagree more.

[Reads article]

And then where did it go?

“The plane is an eyesore!” -Some guy who probably owns a Nissan Juke

Twitter informs me that this guy is not a long term member. He literally joined in December because he wanted an in with the POTUS and this is what he gets holy shit I CANNOT.

I know it’s a tired trope by now, but if Hillary had done this, we’d be subject to 40 different hearings about “OMG SALADGATE” with the left likely screaming harder than the right. “SHE COMPROMISED NATIONAL SECURITY FOR A SALAD!!!!” “HILLARY USED GOVT FUNDS TO PAY FOR SALAD OWNED BY HER OWN FOUNDATION!!!!”

Under FERPA, I do more to hide my students’ grades and id numbers than this jackass does to hide classified information that might keep us all from dying. JFC.

Okay seriously. If HRC’s emails and Benghazi etc. etc. are worthy of months and years of investigation, how is this not being looked into with regard to national security breaches? Is this when we all call our Congresspeople and demand an investigation?

Next jackass who tells me Hillary was a traitor because she might not have been perfect about her emails gets ripped a new one.

Trump was having dinner with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzō Abe Saturday when news broke that North Korea had launched a nuclear missile.

Your average runner inflicts more pain on themselves than most people involved in BDSM. Any sort of contact sport can give you just as many bruises. Do you also condescendingly tell athletes to stop doing what they enjoy?

There’s a correlation between participating in BDSM and better mental health. It’s not clear which…