That’s a way better idea. For example:

Exactly. That’s where this car shines; it makes even boring-ass errands fun.

Yeah, you’d think that grocery ad would be the complete opposite. Like, “this is the car you want to drive to the grocery, every chance you can get, because it’s so kick ass and fun to drive.”

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

Hope you enjoy getting passed!

“Could we get away with no outfits at all?”

try spaghetti

Blinded by the Alt-Right.

A friend of mine posted this sign from last weekend’s rally in Boston and I LOVE IT.

Congrats to Ven Lai but I’m not sure I’d want the Chevrolet Cruze on my resume

War, man. Waaa-aaa-aaa-aaar, MAN!

We’re obviously all dead and in hell, there’s no other explanation for any of this. Kinda like in The Sixth Sense, we’re dead but don’t know we’re dead.

Me every 10 minutes of this farce:

Democrats can’t allow Trump to fill a Supreme Court vacancy during the last year of his presidency.

I find it laughable that he derides the press for being unfair. He could be getting it so much worse. He’s a fucking moron and they pretend like what he says is rational and coherent.

He’s probably golfed with Tiger Woods that time be shot a 42 over 18 holes at Pebble Beach.

The Jackson 5. BOOM!

What are the odds that he could name five more black people, living or deceased?

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

Go Falcons.