Car, what big tires you have.

What isn’t wrong with a clip-on?

PSA for those who don’t know, including the two pending replies.

You’re absolutely right. It gets really complicated when we start dealing with four-dimensional snow, which is measured in pounds per tesseractic foot. Don’t even get me started on imaginary and complex snow.

According to FEMA, snow actually has quite a range of weight– from “3 pounds per square foot for light, dry snow to 21 pounds per square foot for wet, heavy snow.”

Toy for now and forever. 7634 miles in the first year, despite New England.

how is nobody talking about that last line? wrx power? what?!?

Yeah, the problem is just that people “don’t like” Trump. Yup.

Yeah, you’re right, now that we’ve made our personal distaste for our new authoritarian white-nationalist government clear, we should stop covering it while it willfully dismantles the nation.

To be fair, Nissan hasn’t updated the 370Z in ages so there isn’t much reason to display it at the latest auto show, while Toyota apparently aren’t ready to reveal the Gazoopra anywhere... yet.

“JESUS CHRIST!” -Truck driver

Albanians aren’t white? I mean, you can’t get whiter than an albano.

Right, but like can anyone do this job well? Even Kellyanne got her ass handed to her the other day. Trump is the only person, witch (typo and it stays) Kellyanne at a close second, that can do the proper verbal gymnastics to get themselves out of every tough question lobbed at them.

It must be exhausting to be so easily offended. The amount of time and effort he puts into being petty is almost impressive.

It’s sad that this is what it’s come to.

See, it seems petty... But also it’s a basic fucking litmus test too. “Can you, when pressed by the United States Congress, speak the literal truth? Or are you a deluded lunatic 100% of the time?”

I mean, I can see where he’s going with it in his follow-up.

very much enjoying Tim Kaine’s lil smirk up top there

I don’t have photos, but within a month you will be writing about how Cruz’s behavior at these games, which I’m sure involves copious elbows, calling a foul every time someone breathes on him, and jacking up a shot every time he gets the ball, has made him the most hated man in Washington.

Cowboys Executive: The way it works is we get ourselves in a good position and we don’t make a move again until it’s over. Got it?