Chrome is as dumbfounded over this news as Tom Crean is in that GIF.

That would be funny if it weren’t so damn plausible.

I haven’t even watched the video and I’m cringing pretty hard. One sec...

Do you guys even talk to each other?

That’d be funny if it weren’t so plausible. Sigh.

Science is for NERDS AND LOSERS, amiright?

And it is infinitely more terrifying. I don’t know how our bus got into 0 accidents in 10 days.

Neutral: Golf R wagon!

Oh god not the Metris

I have a Pebble Time Steel that I stopped wearing, and recently got an Alta HR. So yeah, you could say this appeals to me. Hell yeah/dammit.

My dad’s MDX specified 91, so ever the penny pincher (in some ways) would mix 89 and 93. Whether or not that makes engineering sense, I have no idea, but it lived to ~200k miles.

My friend was probably more excited than I was, and he ended up hating it, which I don’t quite understand. I haven’t played it in a while but I liked it, I certainly think it’s worth 10 bucks.

I’m still amazed 1.3 MILLION people in this damn state voted for him yesterday. His kids don’t even like him:

Uhhh do you think all UT students are Texas residents?

1. We need a poll on these so we can decide who is more wrong and we can exile the loser.

I figured it was so he could justify eating more Pizza but this is also a good explanation.

While I am glad the GTI now offers green, it looks like a damn Christmas tree. I really wish they offered a better blue than night blue. (Depressing fun fact: You can order 36 different colors in Canada but not here. It is however, a $3000 option)

KBB (for what it’s worth) says my 2011 G37x sedan with 67,000 miles is worth ~11k. I thought I got a good deal and a big chunk of the depreciation was already gone when I bought it 3.5 years ago for ~23k but seems like I was wrong...

Just going to take this opportunity to point out to never care about the Dow. It is now an outdated and stupid way of evaluating the market. (Somebody should tell our Very Smart President.)

Ahh that brings me back.