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I donated to his campaign, but I realized the only thing I could do is vote for her (even though its Texas. And I also realized he’s a moron).

I am a straight white dude (and embarrassed of it right now) and I’m saying America will be okay only because that is the only thing stopping me from jumping off the roof of my office.

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I’m just disappointed he doesn’t come up as Jeb! in Gmail.

It’s been less than 48 hours and the parade hasn’t even concluded, and people are already saying this shit. Anybody already saying Cubs fans should shut up is far more annoying than Cubs fans.

Dear Texas,

Well yes it is up to him, and this whole thing is pretty comical at this point. But yeah, too bad there aren’t games today to talk about.

I have found the real source of the curse.

Obligatory

My first thought: “What is with these Beetle people?”

Yeah that should be a thing.

This single kick idea feels very unfootballlike, but maybe there are other options?

Would’ve made a good DougCar!

This is gold. Thank you.

Yessss I will probably be there!

Yep, my G37's (sedan) stock wheels aren’t Enkei, but I bought the stock wheels from the coupe and they are Enkeis, and are stamped as such.

They have to smoke to smoke as much as you.

As a GM employee, I am team #forgivePG. However, I am very far from having any say in that.

Not enough.