I was actually expecting the brother in law to be the man in black because there were so many clues that it was William. I thought here was no way it would be that obvious.

Right? A mcintosh, if you can even find one, would be WAAAAY easier to rip apart than your harder varietals, like a gala or pink lady. A braeburn might be a nice medium density apple to attempt this with. Anyone who suggests a granny smith is a communist.

Very true, the 100M record feels like it’s on the brink of physical possibility IMO. A marathon is a long race so simply shaving off a few seconds per mile can get you to that record, but at some point the body just can’t push past a certain level. We’ll see what can happen in the near future, I guess. Back to my…

Then again, if you would have asked that same question pre-Bolt, the answer would be about what the 100m record is now. Maybe they are still waiting for their outlier.

If my rudimentary math is correct, lowering the Marathon record by aprox 3 min (which is what it would take to break 2 hours) would be lowering it by aprox 2.4% off the current record. So more like the equivalent of running a 9.35 second 100M.

(for me that’s female urinating into the male mouth before they mate)

Isn’t this the same doctor who supposedly was doping the Spanish soccer team? IIRC, it’s been a rumor for years that some of those unknown bags were famous players.

Yeah, I was playing in a senior league baseball game and this big strong fat guy hit a rocket to me at third that took one hop off a dirt infield and popped up off my kneecap straight up in the air so high he got an easy single out of it. A faster runner could have had a double. I have good hands and reflexes but was…

I was at third for slowpitch softball many years ago. There was a screamer down the line that hit about two feet in front of me. I didn’t see it after that, but it hit me on the forehead and bounced over the dugout and out of play. Apparently it saved a run, but I had a kneecap sized bump on my head the rest of the…

Exactly, because that one hopper has equal odds of hitting you in the nuts or the face.

Don’t forget the 2 hour run time of a game. So nice to get in a game in a reasonable amount of time.

You sound butthurt. 37-32.

Neither is your mother but that doesn’t stop people from jumping on her.

Even his suits don’t want to have to touch him.

If that is a cornfield then that farmer needs to kick his own ass. On a side note, this picture looks like it was taken by “that guy” that your girlfriend or mom knows who says he dabbles in photography and volunteers to take your high school senior photos for free.

Amazing! sadly it only makes me feel bad for him because, as is abundantly clear, the NFL defensive strategy to cope with a QB like that is to hurt him. :(

She’s so rich she can afford chairs for her pumpkins!

purchased a 15 bedroom home in the Bordeaux region of France; this 15-bedroom home cost only $620,000, though the couple has spent an equal amount renovating it.

Ok, Ok, that's all well and good, but what about the American National Anthem?

Shit. I think my boxing fandom might have to come out of retirement for this one.