@StevePerryPsychOut: I think he is pitching well this year because of the stache

Zach Grienke? just give up a run

@Craig Eshericks Mustache: sent you a email

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: and a good chance you won't knock her up.

@Playoff_Beard: Howdy DUAN

@Gourmet Spud: +1

@Matthew Keffer: Ignore that he said it was a joke. I thought April fools ended at lunch.

TJ?

@parsley sagehenbait rosemary and thyme: The Door doesn't get hangovers

I just hope it isn't a false door

@FEAST: If there was only a sports website that could merge the love of jailbait and liveblogs.

@Buzz Killington: I believe tsn and sportsnet started coverage at 8 a.m and people can head over to [www.tsn.ca] to watch or listen.

@MrRedDevil: The weather is being like the weather. But does anyone here like stuff?

@Stoned Lightning: How bout that local sports team.

@Business_Socks: So.... um......

@Matthew Keffer: "That's not my trick, it's my illusion!"

@Kid Canada: "That's not my tick, it's my illusion!"

@Jerkwheat: Fun Fact: Sarah Jessica Parker is 16 hands

@BigTenObsession: You're an inanimate fuckin' object!

@Shakey: