The dancers look no older than 13; I suppose this isn't an issue in Utah

@Return_of_ClintonPortishead: Does this mean DUAN is dry for us?

Another gamble that doesn't pay for Chuck... I guess it is a no Wynn situation

I guess surfing the internet isn't as fun

Paper beats rock = no arm beats big arm

@This.Is.Malcolm: We want B.Lubber not blubber

Santonio Holmes makes me hang my head in shame

It is Deadspin's duty to cover restroom stories

@The Ghost of Donnie Moore: That's the last time he will listen to a drama teacher

Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

Ho@Weed Against Speed: How hasn't Turner Gill been hired by someone, he has taken the worst football team to respectability, or is your post the answer

@Gourmet Spud: What will happen if Toronto gets 5 cm of snow now? Chaos

@Matthew Keffer: Is it my facebook picture up right now, of me doing my best old man/ Harrell impersonation

@Avalanche of Rockie Bronco Nuggets: I'd tender her loin

I think we have given this topic one too many punches

That is quite the poll vaulting

@THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY: Schonfield feels people need to have more respect around refs

At least he is not being a dick about it and is still a good member of the team