I don't know if you're joking, but that actually sounds totally logical. As in, "if only there were a way for each of us to carry a little liquid that doesn't take away from the amount we have available to drink...hmmm."

I'm a fastidious dresser who does the military tuck every day. But why did this video take seven minutes to discuss shirt tucking?

Right? And so rambly about it. It took him like three minutes just to introduce the topic.

The funniest thing I've read in a month. Thank you.