exactly! “but look at this newspaper article! war is the only way to SAVE LIVES”

sounds like rockabilly!

i mean, do you guys really want to invade every country whose leader uses its “own military to kill or wrongfully imprison his political opponents or civilians who called for his ouster?” that might take a while.

i don’t even know any more man

i like the Pauly Shore Miller better

i think i have to give up people using that phrase correctly. and people spelling all right “alright.” it’s over.

he’s 12 lady! i don’t think he can move to another country.

i hate you... so i hate a white person, yes

im in love with mary jaaane

i did and i genuinely feel much better. of course reading Gizmodo Group shit is also pretty fucking depressing

socialism: when everyone in the country votes on whether almond milk and prayer mats are allowed to exist

ah jaysus. i’m so curious about his life. i’m picturing like a wall of monitors set up in a dark room, each with a different burner, typing comments like crazy like a hacker in a 90s movie

stick to sauces, Bechamel

my mum had measles and mumps and some friends had polio, so she WANTED ME TO NOT GET THEM. jesus Darla.

the 1 star reviews of her book are pretty fun

can i get ur autograph

guys, let him have his nap!

truth. also i love your screen name!

that’s like 90 calories, that ain’t lunch!

that’s what i did! beats the hell out of working in that office.