Well, she sure is loli.

I took a trades course at the local tech institute, picked carpentry as my favourite trade, and got hired at a renovation company! I also got on lithium and am the sanest I’ve... ever been. Yayyyy!

Damn, I didn’t know gorillas lived so long! She was born in 1971; I was sure she was long gone.

Ehhhh, probably not. It’s nice of you to offer, but this time of year I just want to stay home as much as possible. They’re your friends!

I might not be the one for advice, since I don’t get jealous, but I feel like it stems from insecurity. Maybe you aren’t getting what you need from your boyfriend? Does he make you feel loved and beautiful? There’s also the expectations of relationships that we ll grew up with: the “one,” the “only,” all that. What…

Yeah, I may not have a career, but I can drink most people under the damn table. So I have some talent.

I just turned 31, and last year I had to move back in with my mum, so I feel you. At least a finally found a job; I’ve belatedly started carpentry, so I have a bit of a sense of progress. Beer, pizza and puppy sounds like an ideal way to spend your final twenties. Or any day, really.

Oh my god, I love Le Labo, but I live in Canada and shipping gets ridiculous. I’m sure there’s someone closer who’d enjoy it, and I don’t wear perfume much these days, since I work in construction and it seems a bit weird. Why didn’t you like it? I heard it’s more a neroli perfume, which can be a bit much in large…

I got this NYX lip cream thingy in Russian Roulette.

For a minute I thought you were going to have a new year’s party in a giant dumpster. Which I was quite impressed by.

I don’t exactly like her, but I’m extremely entertained by her. She’s like what a 12 year old girl imagines being a pop star is like. Also, Bryan Tanaka: yowza.

It’s not that hard, you just have to be friendly and fairly good at blowjobs. (I speak from experience.)

80-grit sandpaper is even manlier!

“Illuminating” and “highlighting” mean basically the same thing! :P

I read it, but it’s still a good point.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Interior decorating?

Does anyone believe this isn’t a publicity stunt?

D’awwwww

That bird had it coming.