I don’t exactly like her, but I’m extremely entertained by her. She’s like what a 12 year old girl imagines being a pop star is like. Also, Bryan Tanaka: yowza.

It’s not that hard, you just have to be friendly and fairly good at blowjobs. (I speak from experience.)

80-grit sandpaper is even manlier!

“Illuminating” and “highlighting” mean basically the same thing! :P

I read it, but it’s still a good point.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Interior decorating?

Does anyone believe this isn’t a publicity stunt?

D’awwwww

That bird had it coming.

And vice versa...

Close enough.

Don’t forget to drink!

Oh, like you can look away.

Man, it’s going to be tough bridging this divide, eh? You sound extremely sane and reasonable to me, and I say that as someone who grew up in a city, and I’m pretty sure counts as a hippie. Well, hipster, anyway. I wish everyone could stop knee-jerk flipping out at each other, but it seems like the internet really…

That’s fucking awful, I’m so sorry. Talk about evil.

Oh honey!

This just made me sad.

“yore hands”! It’s indistinguishable from parody.

OH MEIN GOTT, IT’S REAL. I like this one too: