OH MY GOD

Bipolar? (It’s accurate, though.) Actually, my therapist said I looked good, so that was nice.

Everyone’s different. Soap makes me dry up then break out. So now I do... nothing. Cetaphil sometimes. I get a bit oily but IDGAF.

It’s an awful name. Oh, it’s for girls. Better emphasis their appearance!

Woah woah woah.

Yeah, he should have been Screwdriver, Mimosa, or Alabama Slammer.

I’m getting paranoid, maaaan!

Tomato?

That’s what I know her from, but I grew up Anglican, so I thought it was hilarious. Now I prefer Father Ted, honestly.

I got to meet her at Anglican summer camp! I was about 12. It was so cool. She was in her 80s. And I had the exact book used in the header image. Man, I hope they do the movie right.

Looks amazing!

DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.

I’m 30 and this is duuuuumb.

It’s that his shoes are not cool or expensive, and his friend is pretending to be impressed by them to mock him. I think.

That’s the point, I think? Maybe?

TAKE MY REPLIES

AWWWWWWWWWWW I’m so jealous! I can’t have a dog right now due to living situations. What a cutie.

Showing off your non-squirrel-fucking ways!

Showoff.

Ah, romance isn’t dead.