Eeeeep, is that from Playbot in 1959 or... wat?

I’d do it.

“I’ve got to get home - Oh, baby, you’ll freeze out there
Say, lend me your coat - It’s up to your knees out there
You’ve really been grand - Thrill when you touch my hand
Why don’t you see - How can you do this thing to me?

There’s bound to be talk tomorrow - Think of my life long sorrow
At least there will be plenty…

AGGGHHHH, I’m so sorry! I had killer vulvar vestibulitis (needed physiotherapy) or whatever they call it now, and it was brutal, but that sounds worse.

Yikes, honey.

My ex could crack walnuts with his butt. I was impressed, let me tell ya.

Mirena FTW, though mine was paid for by the gubmint.

Poor woman.

#blessed

Really? Maybe I’m familiar with large dicks, but I like to have lube around... If someone never uses lube, hmmm. Or OUCH, that happens too.

What a dick! Wait, I like dicks. What a poopyhead!

*whose

Now I like her even more. And those guns! Gay marry me, Ronda.

I agree!

Yeah, I like the Descendants, but FUCK man, quit the whining.

I was reminded to listen to Pinkerton (and watch MST3K) because of this thread. It’s great shit! Even if the sentiment behind the sings is creepy, it’s at least HONEST creepy.

Say It Ain’t So is definitely creepy, like a lot of their songs, but I think it was meant to be. It’s him realizing how weird his problems with women are; or maybe I’m just reading into it what I want to.

Ewwwww.

So true.

Yeah, as a bi woman I can actually relate to a lot of his creepy lyrics, which is unfortunate. I at least KNOW that shit is creepy though. But I still loooove Pinkerton and the Blue Album. After that, mehhh. That’s probably cause I listened to them as a 15 year old, I dunno.