You sound like me! I’m back in therapy (again). It’s hard.

*and being cute.

Dat Chanel Sycomore, tho!

Me too! Most are not very good, but I like fingers better anyway. Everyone’s different.

But, guys, GOD has forgiven him!

Charismatic? Not in this photo. [Barfs forever]

That one, anyway.

Seriously, this is like something I’d write when I was 11 and my mum made me clean up before the cleaners came.

I will never learn to love cleaning. I like things being clean, but jaysus, I hate getting them clean.

That’s messed up.

This is all horrifying. When people in my class misbehaved, generally, nothing happened. Sometimes detention. I don’t understand any of this.

My mum made me that costume when I was 6. It was awesome.

I have Australian family. Yes, they drink that much. That must be where I got it.

Yes, an “accident,” sure, Larry.

I love my sin device! I’m sinnin’ all over town! Thanks, Canadian government!

I love the idea of nuns telling you Jesus Christ Superstar is an accurate portrayal of Jesus! I’ll take that to mean that the New Testament involved a lot of dance numbers. :)

That is horrifying.

You could try out Canada first; it’s AWESOME here! I’ll buy you a coffee, or a gram of weed.

Calm your tits! And I’ll calm mine.

No, there’s no such thing! Professional victims! SJW! Go die! :) It’s madness.