goldensloth
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goldensloth

The lemon ones are really good, tho. Sometimes Ikea has them.

It had to happen, all the other-aiden ending names were taken. Zaiden, Yaiden, Waiden, Quaiden? I’m surprised it wasn’t Xaydyn.

I’M FREAKING OUT, MANNNNN!

Nature is so beautiful.

Yeah, fuck that noise.

I thought that said “shartable,” but yours works too.

Just to think about them in private.

Actually, they’ve been quietly introducing it again. I don’t see the problem. Better to use the scraps than to waste them.

This one looks more like Trump! That sneer!

Yeah, moms are allowed wine. Chill out.

OWWWW the skinny hurts me. As a recovering self-starving person...

12 year-old chic!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Hey, we’re smart and clever.

He seems nice.

Yesssss.

That makes the world better, Tomoko! Maybe you’d be more popular if you were cool and smoked weed. Might chill you out, too.

You should, but I laughed. Now I feel bad.

Yeah, I never got her appeal, and I’m in your demographic. Amy Schumer, however...

So is it pronounced “Klo-ay”? I’m angry either way.