Starred for accuracy.

I like how Brits and Aussies use it. More casually and affectionately, like “How ya been, ya old cunt?!”

Cunt means vagina! Vaginas are good things! Shouldn’t “cunt” mean a good thing?

I know right? It’s bad when people lie. It’s also bad when people’s sex lives die their married death. People should talk to each other, but when the response will be “YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH OUT MEEEEE? DIVORCE.” I can see why they don’t bring it up. Open relationships for everybody!

Funny to hear that from a Luddite! :)

I’m dying to flail around in a virtual world. And fly, and learn stuff, and basically do ANYTHING. That sounds fucking amazing. Ever since I was a kid I’ve been waiting for real virtual reality!

Oh, for the love of god, no.

The delivery guy’s name is Ryan Irvin. Sounds pretty white. Doesn’t mean he is, but still.

They feared for their lives! That 84 year old in handcuffs would have torn their throats out with his teeth!

“ Livsey on Aug. 17 received a $12,000 special conditions bond from the Fayette County Magistrate Court Judge Robert Ruppenthal. A condition of the bond required that Livsey enroll in an alcohol abuse treatment program.” That’s from The Citizen. So, drunk?

According to the Citizen, he has to enroll in an alcohol treatment program. So he’s a drunk?

Great way to explain it!

That was a great book!

Holy fuck.

I’m so sorry that happened to you. Churches are baaad with that stuff. Very medieval.

Awww, that’s really nice! I wouldn’t eat them either tho, I’d be scared of them being poisoned. :(

You don’t respect women who have sex without commitment?

I’m all for the fucking, but the of-age part is important. And the matriarchy part: I’m a fairly straight woman and I don’t think either sex needs to be solely in power. Isn’t feminism about equality, not replacing patriarchy with matriarchy?

And she called her period “that issue.” Wut.

I KNOW RIGHT? Good god, who says dudes don’t want babies? Get your own uterus!