Or meth! "Sims 4: Breaking Bad Edition"

It's... beautiful.

That show makes my teeth hurt.

Thank you, Mike. I don't feel so alone now. The Pokemon ones! EEEEEE!

I WANT IT.

Dude's a badass.

Thank you.

Arghhhh.

My old Taiwanese landlord is so on trend!

HAWT. Christ almighty.

Well, I'm female and I've done that. I lived in a place without plumbing. You need Gatorade bottles though. And practice.

What the hell?! Is that a sumo wrestler?

It's already my present. I didn't stay in school.

I don't care how good it looks on Jon Hamm; he is Jon Hamm, so everything looks good on him.

NOBODY LISTEN TO HIM. A fedora is never a good sign on a modern person. Not even once!

I think it's called "money."

That's sort of cute.

I think most guys watch so much porn, when they see some they're attracted to, they go into Porn Mode. Brain shuts down. And I was just wondering why I haven't got any dick pics- my phone doesn't receive photos! Brilliant! And you can't send pics on OKCupid messaging, bless them. Anyway, I've met some very nice guys…

Ketchup chips are my favourite, eh! I used to dip them in ketchup. I know, I know.