Everyone at GMA agreed they would now think of their own show ideas, instead of copying them from Good Morning Kazakhstan.

I like how 16 is apparently old enough to get pregnant by accident but not old enough to take a goddamn morning after pill.

He's adorable!

Holy crap, she looks amazing in that hat.

One of those girls had sex? Only one?

"Why did they shoot first and ask questions later? Why did they unload dozens of rounds into the truck?" Because they were terrified? But damn LAPD, you're not helping your cause (of not looking like violent, incompetent and corrupt).

I don't walk around in heels any more because dudes whistle. For realz. And I live in kind of a bad neighbourhood and don't want to be mistaken for a working gal or dude.

The donuts in the photo appear to be Tim Hortons (notice the white frosted with red maple leaf sprinkles). They used to be good, but they use frozen donuts now and meh. I vote Boston Cream, or chocolate frosted.

Or learn how to use condoms properly, or have other kinds of sex (or get a vasectomy)... but I do see your point.

I love how people are so mad about guns killing people they want to kill people. Aiyaaaa.

I think the teeth obsession is more of a North American thing. It is a reliable way to tell if someone was rich or poor growing up... and we don't have class-distinctive accents, so that and grammar are kind of markers of our fanciness.

Most of my relationships, I made the first move. Although I have been shot down (damn you sexy gays!) it's pretty damn easy for a young average looking female to pick up dudes.

TELL HER.

This is so fucked. I'm so sorry. I did some weird stuff when I was little but no one noticed.

Wow, I never pictured James Garfield as hot...

Yeah, they sure seem like zombies to me!

This is depressing. All these girls know they can be replaced instantly with someone younger and cuter and more obedient to management, so they have to do this stuff or they're out on the street.

But many do... schoolgirls in uniform is a very popular fetish everywhere that has 'em.

No wonder they changed the name of the game with the half-white samurai from "Oni". It means demon or devil, which in Japanese folklore are large and have weird colored skin and hair.

Time for *dat.