I can’t watch Nicole Kidman in anything anymore because she has had so much work done she can’t move her face anymore. It was so distracting on The Undoing and Big Litte Lies I couldn’t focus on anything her character was saying. I can’t imagine her as Lucy, who moved her face so much.

I keep forgetting that Nick Nolte and Gary Busey were once two separate entities before merging into a single blob of batshit crazy.

Watched him in Living With Yourself the other night. It was great.

No. Life does not have to be weird. Let yourself imagine having nice things.

They figured they could wait, seeing as how Paul never ages.

Charming, wholesome men are sexy. John Legend, Paul Rudd, Russell Wilson types who project security, safety. Ever wake up to a man smiling at you with kind eyes? Instant horniness. That shit is sexy.

This is very interesting. No, wait, don’t walk away, let me explain why.

There it is.

Still funny-looking though, in a general kind of way.

You don’t like the way the bathrooms open directly into the common dining area? I personally love the idea of leaving my room to immediately navigate around a giant table full of my peers to take a shower (or shit!) while they’re enjoying breakfast or dinner.

Gut punch. Thank you!

You know what’s weird about this? Conservatives are the ones who are always like, “Fathers are essential! How dare you say that children can thrive without a father! Every child deserves a father!” But then they’re like, “LOL, what good is a father to a baby?”

Bingo. I see a lot of people griping, “Why did we elect this majority if they get nothing done!” without acknowledging what a pathetic majority it is. The slimmest possible majority and yet failing to get sweeping progressive legislation passed is still the fault of “the Democrats”.

make it a deal breaker, I suggest

The second Joe Rogan sticks a cantaloupe up his ass launches it out and handles the next 2 to 5 months with out any help I'll give a shit about his opinion on paternity leave. 

I’m surprised he didn’t make jokes about them both staying home because they couldn’t decide which one of them was the woman. I mean to guys like this, the man’s job is to go back to work and let the woman stay home and deal with the baby.

“Wellness for me is like a greediness. It’s not enough for me that I’m not sick. I have to be well. This is something you can buy.”

My 51st birthday is next week. I’m an old white guy who can tell “back in my day” stories all day long. And, yes, I’ve grumbled about some of the young whippersnappers I work with once or twice.

Too bad that we the people can’t rise up and throw these justices to the curb. I argue that the SCOTUS should be EVENLY BALANCED and no more letting presidents nominate people and no more lifetime appointments. You reach a certain age, BYE BYE. Also, if you work for or have worked for a right wing think tank, you…

Let’s be real here. If we’re reading the constitution as is, and ignoring precedent... His vote can count for 3/5 a normal vote, and at that, only as his master dictates.