The Dowager would be so proud of you right now. And she’d be smirking her ass off at this gauche display.

Bless me, Chadwick, for I have sinned:

All hail Saint Frances:

What has happened to Olivia Munn’s face??

That’s Miuccia Prada! The founder and head designer of Prada.

got you

Her fashion attempt is 100% overshadowed by that glorious woman behind her.

Zendaya! Yes, this was the best look that fit the theme. I read a whole damn article on her look, & I laughed at the part with the hairstylist saying she wanted historical accuracy so she styled Zendaya’s dyed extensions with her fingers, because Joan of Arc didn’t have access to heat styling. I laughed because Joan…

I’m hollering. This whole spectacle is a hot mess, to be honest. My irrational (well, maybe rational for people who share my opinion) distaste for the Kardashians and Jenners is getting stronger by the minute. I feel like they put in less effort than anyone else. And those fucking ugly tiny sunglasses trigger me…

So many of the celebs seem to have interpreted the theme as Elizabethan England...which wasn’t Catholic.

Cardi B has been in the game for only a minute; she can’t pull that off.

This true 👑 is 🔥 tho!

She asked for the ‘Zellweger’.

That’s her job? I hope you never need a defense attorney so you can keep judging them from afar.

Fashion and the Catholic Imagination?

I scanned that row of pictures several times, then said to myself “I give up, none of them is Olivia Munn.”

What exactly did she do? Maybe it’s the smallness of the pics, but all I see is a pope’s hat and sort of a robe over a dress. As a lapsed Catholic, I confess myself to be....disappointed. You had the Roman Catholic Church to tweak, Riri. An institution that ran the world for centuries. And you’re RIHANNA. This…

Fingers crossed for a shirtless Kanye with a crown of thorns dragging a cross over the carpet through preplanned Stations of the Cross before being crucified for the duration of the event because his ego will go there.

You’re not supposed to expect them.

What has happened to Olivia Munn’s face??