1.) Its walmart

Some K Street think tank (lol “think”) is going to roll out a red carpet and give him a platform to disseminate his faux-wonkiness more unchecked than ever.

I live in paul ryan’s hometown, and let me fucking tell you, he is every bit the troll, gremlin, goblin, creep, fuckface you imagine him to be.

Dems are experts at finding ways to screw things up. I have faith in them.

There is no guarantee Dems will win the House and/or Senate. We need to get involved - donate, calls, hit the streets. Sitting back and hoping the GOP is just going to implode is NOT going to be enough.

My first reaction: this is fantastic, good fucking riddance.

“Abortion is murder!”

“the neighborhood witch told me that if brought to term, the baby would be a gender-fluid socialist, and would go on to have a successful career in politics and be the first president to enact the repeal of the 2nd amendment”

Having access to viagra isn’t a healthcare issue by their logic- i.e. if you asked people what they think viagra is prescribed for, you can bet their answer would not be “vascular conditions”. But they sure as hell aren’t going to deny men/themselves their little blue pill.

GOP legislators definitely don’t want to find evidence that people are having abortions due in part to lack access to health care and contraception. Better to just yell about how bad abortions are.

“I am almost 34, so I think I will be skinny forever.”

“Mumma won’t let me play outside because of the consumption, I told her that don’t want to play with the governess all day! That’s why I pushed her over the railing just like I did to the last one, she didn’t wake up either. I hope my new governess is better.”

If he could only learn from Robert Reich, a man with more stature

Yikes, I’m not sure if I’ve never actually taken a good look at Zuckerberg or if the stress is getting to him. He’s got some full on “sick Victorian child” pallor happening.

Because that’s what any branch of law enforcement does when it uncovers a great big crime; goes nah, we were looking for this other thing.

#MAGA

The job is not remotely stressful for him. He works two hours a day. And mostly just tweets.

When I lived in SF I called it “the tyranny of the light jacket”. Doesnt matter how warm it is during the day, you’ll still need it at night!