They are multiplying so fast that I had to stop giving a shit.

First gray hair? jinni says HA. Call me when it is the 500th, and then we can talk.

completely false at any reputable restaurant.

I know right? Amtrak and the state just spent $190 million over the last few years prepping that new line. It was funded out the wazoo. Yet another in a long line of moronic inappropriate statements from señor tiny hands.

The Lambeau Leap procedure is popular in Wisconsin, that’s for sure.

To be fair when you’ve clawed your way out of the peat moss grave the villagers buried you alive in 900 years ago, there are very few job options other than racist sentient leather handbag.

Not only that but he could express some goddamn condolences instead of turning every tragic incident into an “I told you so” moment... He isn’t even fixing US infrastructure that incompetent pile of melting dog shit. Why can’t he just have a heart attack already

Morphed? Or uncloaked?

I’m very confused by this tweet. Shouldn’t that be 5-2? Maybe I just shouldn’t try to analyze an idiot’s tweets.

She will never willingly retire under Trump White House, but she’s not immortal either.

OH FUCK OFF! This has NOTHING to do with our “railways crumbling”. This was an engineer trying to slow a FUCKING TRAIN from 80 mph to 30 mph in a short space.

When ur crushin on that special girl and want her to know it but ur playin coy.

Honestly, if Scott Pruitt relocated from the EPA headquarters into an evil lair inside a volcano, would you be hugely surprised?

Well, 5-1. But in statewide AND Congressional elections the GOP are 5-7.

‘I said Gillespie and Moore would lose (for very different reasons),’

Well, seeing as he doesn’t know that the Senate is part of congress...

Among the many things about our current political climate that make we want to scream into a pillow until I pass out is the absolute obsession these dumb shits have with wasting time and money trying to criminalize abortion.

Actually, there’s been thousands of cases of progressive/liberal women intentionally getting pregnant, enduring 6 months of pregnancy and then aborting their child just so they can get likes on Twitter. If it were legal, which thank Baby Jesus it’s not, these same women would willingly endure 9months of pregnancy just…

@gold_gato: I think there might have actually been a second Jennifer Smith in our grade. They should just use "Jennifer Smith" instead of "Jane Doe". #namegame