The internet is a force multiplier for stupidity.

Shit I thought Kotaku and AV comments were just a glitch. Sigh...

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Phrasing like that implies there are good ones. 

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Huh. My experience with Vic owners is none like yours—pretty much old farts who recognize that the Ford gets the job done with no muss, no fuss.

My mom loves the stuff (or at least did when I was a kid) and would try to get me to like pimento cheese sandwiches. I absolutely hated it then and still do. I’m now over 50, have lived in southern states my whole life (except for a brief stint in Italy), and I have never met anyone who does like it. Gives me the…

You know when you see a parent of a small child trying to feign interest in some random crap artwork, or weed that they think is a flower their well-meaning but ultimately misguided spawn brings to their attention?

my grandpa loved pimento cheese sandwiches, but then again he also loved head cheese

I am familiar with Baltimore, the Key Bridge and the situation.

capt bumped the off switch

It was an unemployed homeless transgender athiest Muslim illegal immigrant homicidal rapist pedophile drug-lord kingpin from Mexico hired by George Soros, Barack Obama, and Bill Gates that was actually driving the boat.

These guys use Occam’s dull butter knife instead of razor to figure things out with. If there’s a 0.01% chance something caused an event they decide everything is that sliver not the 99.99% chance of reality known as “shit happens” when fallible humans or our creations are involved in any way.

Just disregard the force of 90k tons bumping into, well, pretty much anything.

It’s no coincidence, then, that so many ultra-religious folks are susceptible to conspiracy theories. My mom thinks God cares about/weighs in on the mundane decisions in her life (should she choose this retirement home or that retirement home? better pray on it) because it’s easier than relying on her own judgment and…

Every single conspiracy wacko I have ever met has been incapable of handling uncertainty, chance, bad luck, chaos and randomness. They are such control freaks that they cannot handle that bad shit just happens. Effing small minded cowards. 

As I was staring out at the bridge collapse from my office in the Inner Harbor this morning I was wondering how long it would take the Right wing morons at Fox and elsewhere to blame this on one of their hobby horses. Didn’t take long.

I just deleted the app. We should just all start calling it Trump Tok.

While the bridge wasn’t designed to take that sort of hit, I’m wondering why barriers/dolphins haven’t been added around the supports? The Sunshine Skyway bridge was brought down in 1980 by the same kind of thing. The lack of protection around the supports of any bridge in a major shipping passage is a disaster…

On the heels of other resounding successes like Trump Steaks and Trump U.