It sure does. I think I’m okay with it--I’m treating the GvK movies as the Monsterverse’s Showa era.

Oh, ffs. Kate needs to make a statement thus:

There’s a skeptics podcast called “Strange Arrivals” which has a bunch of psychologists and researchers who observe that the stories about UFO’s and abductions which start in pop culture, start having their themes pop up en masse in the reported experiences of believers.

So it looks like a cockroach, but is 12 cm long.  Um....no thank you.

Exactly. If aliens had the technology to travel millions or billions of light years, they would have the technology to destroy us in seconds. 

“Hey Nvidia nurse, I have a stomach ache.”

In unrelated news, malpractice lawyers nationwide all seem to be ordering new boats.

There’s no possible way this will go horribly wrong, right?

Yes! I always had a fascination with the Kia K900 as well. It is nice to get all the luxo-goodies for a bargain. There is a certain “hooray for mediocrity!” that I enjoy.

100% agreed. I just assumed that this entire franchise was to create the premise for “Guy’s Chance of a Lifetime”.

Yeah I suspect, that while they may be behind on rent, that the landlord is looking for a way to force them out, and take every penny they can from them in the process. Specifically asking for taxes and fines, is really sketchy. Since property wise that is not the tenants responsibility, even though through rent they…

If you don't have a barn then you shouldn't have barn cats and your pets should be kept indoors. We don't let dogs roam neighborhoods. 

The idea is neat, it’s 25 years too late.

Another thing that’s fully compostable, readily and cheaply available, and provides superior flavor is regular-ass coffee that takes 2 minutes to make.

Back when I was in high school I worked at a Pizza Hut in Freehold NJ with a salad bar. We sometimes used the 1000 Island dressing and beef topping to make the Big Mac Pizza which literally tasted like a Big Mac Pizza. We just had to make sure to add the lettuce after the pizza came out of the oven.

Don’t forget those hardworking upstart foreign manufacturers who are willing to bend all the health and safety rules to make sure your tchotchkes are available at the absolute lowest cost humanly possible.

That’s what does it for me, the balance. I find a Double Whopper Jr. to have a perfect ratio of ingredients, making it probably my favorite available fast food burger. A Quarter Pounder Deluxe with no cheese is very similar and also quite good. The beef is better, but it just doesn’t hit quite the same way as the…

The Arch Deluxe is the best fast food burger ever made.

I’m surprised you made no mention of the Angus Third-Pounders they had back in 2009-2013: