I mean he looks like he’s trying to take a shit in that article picture. What psycho smiles like that?

And even Tesla knows it’s dangerous to operate while driving. If I look at the screen for more than a second while autopilot is on it starts beeping at me to keep my eyes on the road.

if only the transport secretary (her sister) hadn't allowed them to get away with this!

Well, why doesn’t he just buy TikTok for way more than it’s worth too and subsequently run it into the ground as well?

I would like a Batman movie that is fun, please.

Damn, the husband defending Elon and saying he still loves their Teslas just took the “Weird Elon Nerds taking a valid criticism bullet ” meme to a dark next level.

Something that’s really bothered me in my admittedly limited experience driving Teslas (this might apply to other major EVs as well, I’ve just only driven Teslas) is that they seem to start with an assumption that complicated technology necessarily needs to be complicated to use. There’s a reason that texting while…

Choosing Musk over the life of your wife — gotta love capitalism! Or else.

I had to look at the menu to figure out what the hell Japanese Pan Noodles were. On the way to the website, I glanced that the company started in Denver and a feeling of dread started to take over. At first I assumed it was something like a take on yakisoba, which is made on a teppan...griddle/pan, hence “pan,” but…

Honestly if I want pasta, I’ll order an Olive Garden kids meal for carside pickup. I can get fettuccine alfredo with a side of spaghetti, breadsticks, and a drink for $6.99 and they’ll bring it out to my car. IMO it’s the perfect sized meal and pretty much a better deal than even any fast food drive-thrus at this…

I always find it ironic that Trump and his supporters are obsessed with the truth and honesty. But when they’re confronted with the actual, provable facts, well...

If they’re smart they’ll invest in some of the truly great fresh style pastas you can find in grocery stores now. Multi color pastas. Stuffed pastas etc. Make it more special that just plain noodles and 3 sauce options. 

“Honest” Don has been found guilty of fraud. Just a reminder.

Bring back the Stroganoff!

I never go to Panera, but this weekend my fiancee really wanted it for lunch so we went. The flatbread pizza felt like it was out of an elementary school cafeteria, the sauce was like 50/50 water and ketchup, cheese rubbery and they put the pepperoni under the cheese so it couldn’t get cooked/crispy.

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Always thought the Kikkoman version tasted better than Huy Fong.

By now, you and everyone else ought to know that with Trump and all the other Right Wing Nuts, every accusation is a confession. 

The only true enemy of the people, is Trump. 

I started buying brands from Thailand during the shortage and haven’t gone back.