Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick!

Oh yeah... a pristine SVT Focus? That I could see being worth $20k.

That store could use some fixin’

The rest of the world is getting them. The U.S. is not.

The Dead Milkmen have a lot of references that I only got later. I still think of Jon Wurster as the idiot kid who was looking for his burrow owl in a tree.

I just went down to the record store and they said that Mojo Nixon didn’t work there.

I never owned a Mojo Nixon record, but as a kid taping Dr Demento off the radio at night and listening to the Dead Milkmen on my Walkman by day, he was a legend in my mind. Bless this man.

I once met Rodney Anonymous of the Dead Milkmen at a show, and within 30 seconds he was telling me a story about calling a bingo game with Mojo Nixon after sharing an entire bag of magic mushrooms.

Why do people not talk about the biggest problem in America?

More crunchwraps and Cheesy Gordita Crunches for me

Applebees may be microwaved, warmed up freezer meals, but also saving $1300+ on potential food costs is not to be ignored.

and its orders of magnitude more expensive than it used to be, which is what used to make it attractive to me.

What you say we go get thrown out of an Applebees? 

Mmm!

Ahh yes, legal foods, the solution for everyone whose favorite food isn’t ‘technically not food’.

It’s also a great deal - sure, I don’t want to use it every week for a year, but at $200, you’re saving money if you use it 7 times in a year. Past that, you have 45 weeks in the year where you get a free $30 meal. I’m not eating at Applebees that much (I don’t remember the last time I went), but they are legally food…

Oh man the sad pass is back!

This is exactly why I can’t wrap my head around how BM got so big in the first place. My safeway deli area has better chicken, and also a mix of fresh or microwavable sides that are all, at worst, similar to boston market and all way cheaper. 

Designed to either destroy a formation of bombers or “poison” the nuclear weapons they are carrying with via neutron flux

What is the point of an air-to-air nuclear missile? Instead of making direct contact was it designed to explode near its target, and take it out with an indirect blast?